last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Randomize