some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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