ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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