im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
where does the pee come out of this thing
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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