I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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