Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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