I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
