we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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