This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
