There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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