Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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