did you get engaged???
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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