You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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