She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We had sex on a dog bed..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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