I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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