I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
time to smoke my breakfast
this boner is exhausting
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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