can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
