he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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