Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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