Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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