dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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