something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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