She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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