Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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