My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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