hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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