She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
