its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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