I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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