I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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