He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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