how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
my poor anus
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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