you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
this will be a night to untag.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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