i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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