We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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