I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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