my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
