Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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