I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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