i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize