You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My vagina is officially offended.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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