Say something about gay babies.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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