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Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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