I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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