Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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