You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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