it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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