Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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