I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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