Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We need to get me chipped asap
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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