This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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