Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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