Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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