Your dad touched me again.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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