So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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